Bustradamus predictions as we head towards 2012 and beyond

Smart phones will become smarter as people become dumber to the point an app will be needed to know when an how to wipe your butt.

Social networks will make people so socially inept that face to face human interaction will become awkward and thus eliminated in the future.

Video Games will be used as a plot by the military to train people to fight and kill by remote, thus desensitizing them to real human suffering. Wars will be fought, won and people killed all from the comfort of a chair….

Language skills in the near future will no longer be needed, all you will have to say is “I was like” and the other person will know what you mean without further need for speech.

Writing will be replaced with emoticons and abbreviations. ; )

Computers will take over the world; but not with robots or war machines. They will just run everything while we stair at their screens like monkeys doing a math puzzle and get fat and die from self induced deceases.

Pets will fulfill our need for being loved to the point we will no longer see the need to reproduce. Thus human kind will slowly diminish as the animal kingdom takes back the planet. Wolfs and Loins will be remembered (in animal history books) for allowing themselves to be domesticated in their century’s long plot to infiltrate and overtake the humans thus making them serve them until their demise. Mankind never saw it coming they just kept feeding them and picking up their poop until the end.

All Technology will be burned in a great bonfire by the animals left to rule the world. They will puzzle at why mankind made life so easy for themselves to the point that they enslaved there very existence in a cocoon of self comfort as they destroyed each other; the only species that killed, not to eat, but to take.

Balance will be restored and the earth will go on, absorbing every trace of human existence.